Artie Langes Nose Collapsed Due to Cocaine

Nose or prolapsed butthole?

Wow. Who knew it could get even worse?

How many insects do you think flew up his nose?

Now imagine the damage that coke has done to his brain.

From his wiki:

[quote]On January 2, 2010, Lange attempted suicide for the second time at his home by drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife.

That's no cry for help. That's a man who wanted to die. I can't believe he's still here.

OP's photograph is incredibly sad. Can a plastic surgeon do anything to address a nose like that?

I would think so, R7.

This 26-year old shot himself in the fact in a botched suicide attempt. He had a face transplant a year ago and doctors at NYU just revealed the results earlier this month.

Does anyone find his "humor" even remotely funny?

R8 my partner has a female friend that is ALMOST as bad as picture on the left , also from botched suicide w/shot gun. No face transplant for her , though

Maybe Betty White's remark about Lange at the Shatner Roast will come true. Something to the effect of, " I love seeing Artie Lange on stage............ knowing that I'm gonna outlive him."

I thought you meant that guy from Laugh-In, Arte Johnson. But he's almost 90 and has a fine nose.

When you fuck up your suicide and fuck up your life even more.

Can you imagine his difficulty breathing?

They did an absolutely beautiful job for him, R8.

National Geographic recently did an article on a girl who, similarly, attempted suicide with a hunting rifle, and was later able to receive a face transplant. It doesn't look anything like her original face, but it's wonderful that doctors can restore some functionality for people, and make it more comfortable for them to go out in public.

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Can I change my 2019 death watch list?

Lange’s collapse really is complete! My God😱

I like a pert little nose.

This guy has been painfully miserable for what, decades?

I almost think anyone who saves him from his next suicide is cruel.

that nose looks my Pekingese's squashed face but not nearly as cute.

I've always rooted for him. I hope he can find peace someday.

Addiction is a horror show.

For some reason, I thought of Shuan Weiss from the Mighty Ducks when I saw the OP's picture. Googled Weiss on a whim and found that he was arrested again just a few days ago for shoplifting at Rite Aid. It seems like both these guys reached the point of no return.

How the mighty ducks have fallen.

If this guy is still alive, I’m not going to worry about binge drinking every weekend.

Lange is almost as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside, he's a Trump supporter & a vicious anti-gay bigot. When his father fell off that roof, he must've landed on Artie's face.

PLEASE HELP THIS MAN. THERE IS WORLD REKNOWN PLASTIC SURGEON IN TUCSON, AZ WHO CAN REBUILT A NOSE. DR. MENNICK. PLEASE CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE AND IF SOMEONE WITH ANY SHRED OF DECENCY KNOWS HOW TO GET THIS INFORMATION TO MR LANGE, PLEASE HELP WITH THIS. THANK YOU

His nose is gone because he accidentally snorted glass. I liked him on Stern's show and I've rooted for him over the years, but he just keeps getting worse Cognitively He's no longer Artie IMO. Tragic.

R31 You forgot to sign off with BLESSINGS, BILL TAYLOR

I'm morbidly fascinated. I keep staring at it.

R33. Blessings BT (Happy now)

I fucking hate him. He opens his mouth here and fucking lies within 2 seconds.

"I wouldnt be arrogant enough to come in here having used cocaine in the last two days." Fuck you Artie. You're actually WAY more arrogant than that. "It's in my system and it shouldn't be" He's trying to imply that something went wrong with the test, or he accidentally ingested it. Horseshit.

"Heroin is out of my life" Another obvious, blatant lie. Opioids leave your system very quickly, and with Suboxone it's very easy- you stop for a day. I promise you that he had herion in his pocket when he took the piss test and used right after. I can tell from his tweets and his scratchy opiate voice that he's high on heroin in that court room. Artie sucks

[quote]Trump supporter

I for one am glad his nose collapsed

That's a lot of suffering. I wish him well, but it would be crazy to leave him off the 2019 Death List.

Every junkie’s like a setting sun

This is why suicide should be an accepted, normal part of our culture. This guy hates being alive. Why can't people kill themselves without a stigma?

I agree with you, R42. I think there ought to be some serious gatekeeping, so that kids like the one at R16, who shot herself over a cheating high school boyfriend, can be identified and get a different kind of help. But if we're talking about an adult who has been suffering for decades on end, and has tried medication, therapy, etc. to no avail, then, yes, I think that person ought to have the option to die peacefully.

What was Crazy Alice’s reaction?

God, it hurts lo look at :(

How does he keep avoiding jail time? And where does he get money from? He hasn’t been on Howard in 10 years.

You think only solvent people have heroin addictions ? He is at this point a hardcore heroin addict and suboxone ,jail , loss of income and even a deformed face wont stop him until he wants to stop.

At this point in the game (life) why bother stopping, fucking go out doing what ya love.

That is unreal. I have never seen anything like that. And the fact that he did it to himself...

Fuck he's really a monster. JFC

His mother Jessica must be so upset right now.

Is there competition for face transplants between shotgun suicide survivors and survivors of non-self-inflicted violence?

This guy’s a homophobe. He’s openly homophobic, unlike Howard Stern, who’s privately homophobic.

I agree with R42. But, he’s attention seeking.

I think it's from the catrle dewormer that US made illegal so they shipped it to south America and they sent it back to us a a cutting agent in the cocaine. It causes necrosis.

He looks like Julia Styles.

Artie's nose is way funnier than anything Ronnie Mund says or does on the show now.

You shouldn’t listen to that show R57.

Give it up, frau. The show is the best thing on radio.

Howard tried to help Artie. Sent him to rehab twice that I know of then cut him loose because he didn't want to watch him die.

Artie's always made far more money doing stand up and TV than radio

The Howard Stern Show attracts mostly deplorables, yes?

Howard supported Hillary. Still talks about how highly qualified she is. If you'd listen to the show rather than take a hard stance against something you know nothing about .....

Reading OP’s article was exhausting. So many rehab attempts. Sorry, but he’ll be dead within a few months.

Yes, Artie was outwardly homophobic on the show and it was cringeworthy, to say the least. Sometimes, Howard would tell him to knock it off, but not every time. I still like Howard, however. I think he’s grown over the years and his perspective is different than his beginning years. He’s very accepting and stands up to homophobics. He’s also a big supporter of George Takei.

Looks more like he was snorting cinnamon rolls.

No, R64. He defended Kevin Hart. Gay people shouldn’t listen to that show, but you can if you want. It’s this pro-gay place. Gay people need to start thinking more highly of themselves. Celebrities like Howard Stern bank on the “grown” mentality. It’s BS. Don’t support his career, or what’s left of it.

It’s not this pro-gay place.

[quote]He’s also a big supporter of George Takei.

He supports George the same way he supports Wendy. Gay people fall under the “wack pack” umbrella. “Freaks” you make fun of.

I have to say, Artie certainly bucks the skinny junkie stereotype.

Why are comedians such fuck ups?

There is at least one fat angry woman trapped in that body.

Looks like Bluto, from the Popeye cartoons.

I wonder if he ignored warnings from a doctor and kept using anyway.

[quote]There is at least one fat angry woman trapped in that body.

And here she is!

I don't want to put too fine a point on it, but if he truly wanted to die, he could have picked a more lethal method. Jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge has a 98% success rate.

I suspect he is a narcissist as well.

Yes, R75. Attention seeking.

Haven't some people suggested that Artie is closeted?

r78 yes. A couple of posters in the good old days of DL gossip. IIRC, they had connections to stand-up, not Howard.

I have always thought that Artie's demons come from the fact that he is a closeted gay man who will never be able to come to terms with that given his background. I remember listening to him on Stern and I kept thinking this dude is gay. He was just a little too homophobic and a little too Jersey Italian, it just came across as someone who was running from something.

The one thing I've learned about straight guys, especially the ones who are comfortable in their sexuality, they don't give two fucks about gay men or what we do. They are the ones who are saying, "oh okay, you do you". It's always the ones who are curious and who are one six pack away from sucking a dick that are usually the most homophobic.

I think you may be on to something R81, and I love Artie dearly.

He is just a bit too homo-angry(a more advanced state of homophobia) than he ought to be. The only thing I can't get my head around is how he is still alive.

I don’t think Lange is closeted at all.

Well, Paul Nassif could probably get him sorted on "Botched". Artie could get some coin for the appearance, or at least free surgery. When is that coming back anyway? I love hatewatching that creep Terry Dubrow.

Artie's noses over the years

Sweet Jesus, what a fucking mess. Is he also missing teeth? It looks like it in the last photo r86 posted.

Why was his nose so swollen before it collapsed?

He's been a semi-regular on the HBO show, CRASHING, for the first two seasons, playing himself. I don't know if he filmed any for the upcoming season 3...he may have been too fucked up.

Used to pass out laughing at him on MadTV. Sad to see him like this.

My mother once said that sadly there are people who really would be better off dead. I think Artie Lange is one of those people. I can't see that there is any help for him.

I am a 3 decade clean addict. I have no idea how this guy is still alive. His chances of "making it" are incredibly slim, but it is possible. I have so far. I would not wish addiction on my worst enemy, in point of fact, I would not even wish addiction on Trump, who I despise. I do wish him a heart attack or stroke though. Is that inconsistent?

He seems to be addicted to alcohol AND cocaine AND heroin. Jesus. It truly is amazing that he'd be alive still - but not for long.

This is what will happen - he'll get clean, then he'll binge again one more time, but his system won't be used to it and he will OD. That happens so often with recovering addicts. You go back to the levels you used to abuse drugs and it is a literal shock to the system and you can't.

Are you serious R91? Oh dear.

What site did you come from?

He will not fix his nose because he is still using.

That nose is nightmarish! JFC.

And yes r93. Very.

R51, he has his mother's nose.

Lotsa talk about this homophobe here.

How is Artie Lange homophobic?

He'd get pain pills for his surgery.

That guy looks amazing in R8 picture. The only thing I thought I'd read is that you can only live a certain amount of years after receiving a transplant. They also have to take anti rejection drugs forever. This guy also looks pretty good. I'd always hoped Jacqi, a severely burned woman who got that way due to a drunk driver, could get one. Unfortunately she's been rejected for it.

As for Artie, it's really sad. He's not going live much longer.

R8 is why they need to make suicide accessible and available for people—like in Norway with suicide pods.

Can they even fix a nose like that? Donatella Versace never fixed hers.

Howard stern has had gay people on his show longer since inception - celebrities and non. They are not children or cohereced. He simply lets them be. Gives great interviews too. You either get his humor or you don’t. I get it and love it

You get the Kevin Hart defense, R109?

I'm glad I have the picture preview option on DL turned off. I don't need to see that!

Google cocaine nasal lesions.

The nose gets swollen and infected and then the whole thing collapses

There are some addicts that just seem so beyond repair. He honestly needs to just go gently into that good night. Well... as gently as one can go with a nose like that. Poor guy. So tortured.

If that's what happened to the tissue in his nose, can you imagine what his brain pan tissue is like? That guy isn't long for this world.

Lots of sympathy for this dude. This guy is a phobe! Gay people always side with the wrong people.

I dabbled in coke in my 20s. Luckily, I was too poor to develop a very serious habit and quit within a couple of years.

I knew addicts who'd been using for ten, twenty, thirty years. I couldn't help feel sorry for them. Forgot their noses -- they had done permanent damage to their brains. They needed coke to feel *normal* (ie, not suicidally depressed), not euphoric. Long-term use will fuck you up.

He hasnt tweeted since his relapse Friday night.

I wonder if he is ok

[R116]

The guy is dying. You'll get to dance on his grave soon enough.

Is it his homophobia that’s most appealing?

Is that surgically repairable??

LOL R74. That show was a hot mess.

[quote] This 26-year old shot himself in the fact in a botched suicide attempt. He had a face transplant a year ago and doctors at NYU just revealed the results earlier this month.

I worked there 25 years ago and the reconstruction guys were amazing back then. We had a guy whose face was eaten by flesh eating bacteria before the term “flesh eating bacteria” was invented. All of the skin on his face including his eyelids, ears, nose and lips were gone. I remember asking the plastic surgery resident what happened and he told me it was a streptococcal skin infection, which surprised me because I always heard of skin infections being staphylococcus.

They worked on that guy’s face for years. They were transplanting muscles so he could move his mouth —that’s how damaged he was. Unfortunately he took his life. It was all too much for him and I don’t blame him

That's what happens when you use your nose as a jackhammer.

lange looks like a stinking bum on a subway panhandling for 'sumthin ta eat' who breaks off begging to leer at and insult women.

if snorting enough coke to make your nose rot and fall off your face is not an incentive to seek treatment, there's nothing anyone can say or do.

he died doing what he loved best. he loved getting high and staying high.

I just don’t get the vitriol against him. How can you spew hate against someone in so much anguish?

i think the stern show is toxic, it cannibalised the artie langes and kc armstrong to enrich stern and quivers to an obscene degree.

but your life is your own. langes walking around with his nose falling off his face, at what point is 'party-time' over?

When did Artie lose all that weight??

I kept hoping op's pic was photoshopped. i'm probably one of the few who is still pulling for him. I liked him a lot during his HS show stint .I honestly believe he is ill - mentally. No other way to explain why he is self-destructing.

R127, a lot of it is the common frustration with long-term drug addicts and depressives. The lying, the secrecy, the seeming (though not necessarily) lack of gratitude for all the chances--especially for someone like Artie who, if he had no money or had darker skin, would have been jailed a long time ago. Artie got his dream job with Stern AFTER he got a slap on the wrist for serious drug and assault charges. People who don't understand addiction and mental health issues, and even many people who do, are exhausted with frustration watching someone like that piss all his good fortune away.

People who know of Artie from Stern know his crazy stories of partying and getting into trouble from his amazing storytelling on the show. His making these stories so funny in some ways backfired--you don't hear the pain and serious problems behind the behavior. You hear the story of the crazy week he was fired from MadTV,, arrested and lost all that money gambling and think "you LUCKY bastard!" When Artie admits he tried to hit an LAPD officer while high and with coke in his pocket, Stern rightly points out if he'd been Black, he'd have been shot. At the very least Artie certainly would have never made it to the Stern show (except maybe as a wackpacker to be made fun of). From there comes the ragey frustration that he couldn't clean up his act despite his good fortune. What they don't understand is no amount of good fortune changes the way your brain functions.

The pig story. Also hilarious, but also now sad in hindsight.

This guy is a phobe and Howard Stern defended Kevin Hart—c’mon, this is sad.

And, Kevin Hart’s friends with Michael Vick who brutalizes dogs. C’mon yo’s. Don’t associate with this crowd.

Kevin Hart is not funny though.

R137, talking about celebrities on a gossip board is not associating with their crowd. Seriously, do you really need that explained to you?

Didn’t glen frey and Stevie nicks have to have their noses rebuilt after years of drug abuse? I think the doctors used some kind of medical grade Teflon for Frey’s nose.

Holy shit! That’s horrifying. I haven’t listened to Howard Stern’s show in ages but I remember him trying to help Artie and I know he’s been in and out of rehab several times. What a mess.

Artie is the same age as Keith Urban but I think Keith looks way better.

Yeah one thing that really pissed me off about Howard is how he was the first to make fun of any and everybody's death. Fucking Selena, Nicole Brown Simpson, JFK Jr, none of them were safe from his jokes and bits but let someone call in about that fat fuck Artie stabbing himself and botching it and Howard flips the fuck out. Hypocritical asshole.

The easiest way for him to die peacefully is to take a benzo and shoot up some heroin/fentanyl. According to Dr. Drew, that's the deadly combo responsible for almost all opiate OD deaths, including Prince and Tom Petty's accidental ODs. Fentanyl alone isn't usually enough, but get a benzo in your system and it's game over.

To all those of you who seem to be of the opinion that Artie Lange doesn't deserve sympathy because he's homophobic, I think anyone who is so unspeakably miserable as to stab himself in the stomach with a kitchen knife, slash his wrists and ingest bleach in a desperate effort to end his life, and whose drug addiction is so completely out of control that he destroyed his nose (and doubtless his brain too)---such a wretched creature deserves compassion for his profound suffering, no matter what stupid and hateful views he held before he obliterated his own personality.

It seems the majority of comedians are deeply troubled people but this guy is the most miserable of them all. He deserves to be mercifully euthanized like a suffering animal.

R143, Stern has always been a hypocrite. He absolutely could never take what he dished out.

Stern is absolute trash. Loudmouthed asshole with little substance nor intelligence.

And I thought mine was bad.

Howard Stern is like Donald Trump.

Did gays sympathize with Roy Cohn?

R149 that you would make such an idiotic comparison shows you're utterly full of shit, and that really no opinion you hold should be seriously considered by anyone ever.

FTR. Prince didn't know he was taking Fentenol when he ODed. Not that he was opposed to F, but in this case the street pills he bought were pressed and stamped like Percosets so that's what he believed he was taking. I

Its all a damn shame

[quote]To all those of you who seem to be of the opinion that Artie Lange doesn't deserve sympathy because he's homophobic, I think anyone who is so unspeakably miserable as to stab himself in the stomach with a kitchen knife, slash his wrists and ingest bleach in a desperate effort to end his life, and whose drug addiction is so completely out of control that he destroyed his nose (and doubtless his brain too)---such a wretched creature deserves compassion for his profound suffering, no matter what stupid and hateful views he held before he obliterated his own personality.

R144, this was so powerfully worded. I'm gay, and I couldn't agree more. I feel nothing but sadness when I think of this man.

Arrested again and looking even worse....

That is disturbing. And just sad.

Oh my GAWD. That picture is beyond disturbing.

For christ sake, I’m trying to eat here.

Elly May Clampett has encountered his sort before

It’s incredible he’s still alive.

I don’t mean this out of cruelty, but he seems like he would be better off not here. He’s suffered soooooo much. It’s hard to bear.

R31, no physician will perform surgery on a nose like that for an active addict, whose addiction caused the problem in the first place. I know orthopedists who won't perform spinal surgery on smokers, because they have poor recovery rates, often continuing to have pain.

where does he get the money for coke?

I know a guy who has done coke for over 30 years and his nose of fine, Artie had to have done something even more nightmarish for it to have gotten that horrid.

He’s like a nightmare out of Last Exit To Brooklyn.

Man, he looks pathetic there. Not a slam. His whole demeanor is just someone who is beat down.

And his entire sinus cavity appears infected.

What a mess.

thats his brain falling out of his nose

I don’t know how he breathes when he’s pictured with his mouth closed.

He must have been snorting ground glass.

Christ. He's had multiple suicide attempts, including by drinking bleach. Is the problem that no one will sell the poor devil a gun?

He's the ying to Chris Farley's yang.

I loathe homophobes and have no time for them. But Artie is an exception to me. I believe that his homophobia is a part of his illness and self hate.

I feel like one would if their son was a drug addict. You would hate his being an addict, but you would not hate him. Anyway, even if that makes no sense to some of you, I have a soft spot in my heart for Artie and I always will. He and Howard together gave e more laughs and joy than anything I can think of in the 2000s when I was having a very rough time.

Ditto. Howard and Artie were the best

[quote] I loathe homophobes and have no time for them. But Artie is an exception to me. I believe that his homophobia is a part of his illness and self hate.

There was a MAD TV sketch called "The Bruce Ain't Gay Show" that supports your theory. Unfortunately, it's not online but it should be on the season 1 DVD.

Now pumping gas at a local NJ gas station and is nose still messed up bigly

How can he even breathe with that squashed face?

Squashed face on my Pekingese = cute. Squashed face on grown man = wtf!

And he's back in jail for violating his probation

I had a friend I knew for 20 years who was a hard core junkie. He did anything and everything that came his way,but preferred heroin and coke. His mother told me he had been on drugs since he was 12.His parents had moved from Michigan to Florida to get him away from "bad influences" little dreaming there were more drugs in Florida than pretty much anywhere else. He died last year from hepatitis,after a 40 year career as a devoted drug addict. We all used to wonder how in the hell he lived so long after abusing his body so much. I feel that way about Artie.

I feel bad for laughing at r179's photo but damn! He looks like his face is pressed up against a glass that ends at his chin.

Flat nose and flat lips. The only contours to his face is his forehead and chin!

I'm reminded of an interview where Stevie Nicks was talking about the height of Fleetwood Mac, the Rumours Tour in 1977-1978. The group was doing so much cocaine that they had a large shared bag of it floating around. Stevie was apparently told that if she didn't stop snorting it she would do permanent damage to her nose - it was one thing which put her on the road to getting cleaned up.

What are his demons, what's driving the self-destruction for a guy who could have had a pretty good life?

I really don't know much about him - family stuff (poor relationships, abuse, etc.), something else? Or is he someone who just tried drugs and it was fun and then it all went downhill.

This is very sad. Also, I have really missed cocaine this year.

[quote]Bump

R189, I think it was too many "bumps" of the wacky dust is what did poor Artie in!

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